Beast of Burden

So at our first pit-stop we were swarmed with children selling little baskets and trinkets.

The first thing that came out of my mouth was politically incorrect. "Where are we? Mexico?"

This guy had a buddy right next to the bus, which scared the living daylights out of me. I screamed then promptly slammed the window shut.

Cute wild monkey with its wild monkey baby!

Eat your heart out Michael J. Fox. I went back in time to 2004 while simultaneously traveling 8 hours into the future.

SNOW! In Africa?

I'M ON A BOAT.

Papyrus salesman.

Papyrus bracelet I made.

The devil is portrayed in blue here and I have no clue why.

This Saint rides Giant Chickens. Or he is really small, I'm not sure which.

The Blue Nile, Hungry Hungry Hippo.

My theory on why Ethiopia LOVES Obama is purely because he is black.

"Oh? Whats that? You don't have a castle?"

Prisoner. I can haz amnesty?

Vato Jesus. I know he is supposed to be black and savior-y but he looks like a man from the hood ready to pop a cap.

The sickeningly sweet Tej

I'm totally a drummer in a band.

Hitler ruins EVERYTHING!

Got to watch a chant session.

I didn't actually take this photo. Women arent' allowed in this room. The deacon took my camera and snapped some photos for me though. What a nice guy.

This was done in three years.

Hard to believe...

Girl says, "Who is that?" My reply, "Duh, Gandalf."

More real version of Jesus VS Hollywood Jesus... WHO WILL WIN?!

Don't spit on me!!!

Arabic Coke.

So there you are. All the photos I promised! Enjoy! And if you have any questions on anything feel free to ask, cause I will give you the entire backstory.